Entertainment Update

Ike Turner dies, and Jessica Alba gets pregnant. Wonder who her baby is?



R.I.P. Ike. I mean, see you soon.

BRATZ BABYZ --- abort, abort

They weren't satisfied slutticizing the pre-teens?
They had to hit pre-SCHOOL?

Is this even legal?

Why do boys get Transformers, and girls get porn starz?

Conspiracy?

Can a uterus actually become a rocket ship?