Das ist aber schade.

Know what I do on days off? Stuff like, reteach myself a passable German accent by nightfall.   But I may have an undiagnosed LD -- Tower of Babel Syndrome (http://www.tbs.com). 

Here are all the other accents coming out of my mouth instead of anything near German:

1. British (Standard) 
2. British (Keira Knightley)

3. French

4. Russian

5. Swedish Chef

6. East Indian

7. %*$#*&@#$%*#! (that might be getting closer ... ja?  Nein.)